heavenly humor
Why did Adam think the day was so long?
Because there was no Eve!
Why didn't they play cards on Noah's Ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck!
What do bees say when they come home from work?
"Hi, Honey!"
What did the sick baby banana say to its mother?
I don't peel good!
At what time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine!
Because there was no Eve!
Why didn't they play cards on Noah's Ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck!
What do bees say when they come home from work?
"Hi, Honey!"
What did the sick baby banana say to its mother?
I don't peel good!
At what time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine!
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