Dozen anyone want to let me in.
What do you call a fish that chews with his mouth open?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
How do you make a hankie dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
He left his keys on the piano.
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