Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Mom: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
Son: "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
Mom: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
Son: "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
Mom: "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
Son: "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
Mom: "Well, for one, you're 42 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
What is a rabbit's favourite ride?
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.
Who won the first human race?
Either Adam or Eve! It isn't recorded.
Where does the gingerbread man sleep?
Under a cookie sheet.
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